Friday 13 June 2014

Week 43: Mentally unstable (i hope not)

What is this even

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'. 
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. 
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. 
[ ] You have been called a blond. 
TOTAL SO FAR:  4
 
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow. 
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. 
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.  
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.  
[x] You have choked on your own spit. 
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
 
[] you have seen the matrix
[x] You type with three fingers or less 
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. 
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
 
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking. 
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. 
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' 
TOTAL SO FAR:  15
 
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally. 
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. 
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.

TOTAL SO FAR: 19
 
[ ] You have sent chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. 
[x] You break a lot of things. 
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. 
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. 
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. 
TOTAL SO FAR:  27

Take your total, Multiply by 4

Result: 
the result is fuckmeimnotmentallyunstableiswear
so lazy to get a calculator i'll just wait like 10 mins for the calculator on my laptop to load sigh
oh it's 108% yay
again i swear i'm not mentally unstable i'm just really clumsy and hungry all the time i'm sorry you get what i mean, i know you do!

favorite zitao gif bc i can and because zitao is adorable and i want you to agree with me
you better fucking agree
or imma go wushu on yo ass try to find food that's actually not uncooked. bc i'm just that hungry (it's dinnertime) and i love zitao
wow random confession
i love zitao
wow
i know, you too. it's okay, i got you ;-; he's too lovable
i also almost forgot about updating this blog omg my memory is a pain in the ass sometimes
my back hurts more than my ass but still
ass pains
such a pain in the ass
bye

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